Professor: If you are selected, meet me and talk to me about the presentation on Thursday, and you can take advantage of me. [Awkward pause, then] If you want to rape me, you are welcome to try, but I don’t think so because I am pretty strong.–NYUOverheard by: TingPolitical philosophy professor after oral surgery: I had a choice to make: I could have stayed home like a happy clam on Percocet, or I could teach class… I miss the Percocet.–Hunter CollegeOverheard by: tanechkaComputer science professor: They [people who figured out which mushrooms were poisonous] were the true pioneers. Screw Edison!–NYUProfessor: Don’t get too excited — I’m not putting you into groups. Yeah, I saw you all sitting there, looking around, thinking ‘Which of these fuckers is going to do all of the work?’–Fordham UniversityProfessor: Okay, you guys fill out these course evaluations, and I’ll go amuse myself for 15 minutes by… doing drugs or something [leaves room].–Waverly Building, NYUOverheard by: evanescentEnglish professor: I can never find enough excuses to use the word ‘pus.’–Hunter CollegeOverheard by: upperwestsider Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link Email Quote this! Del.icio.us Posted 2007-09-26

Prediction For Saturday?
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