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Man singing “My Girl”: White girl — talking ’bout whiiite girl! Yeah, you! If I could, I would take you home right now and give you some Kool-Aid!–2 trainOld guy playing chess: I can’t drink orange juice anymore. It makes my eyes sweat.–Bleecker & ThompsonOverheard by: fancypantsWoman on cell: Just drink cranberry juice. It cures everything.–Starbucks, Astor PlOverheard by: BrianMan on cell: I don’t think somebody would put poison in milk…–Union SquareOverheard by: SixthFloorGirlsWoman on cell: My cabbie just handed me a can of Coors. What the fuck?–HarlemOverheard by: LadleOutraged eight-year old boy: They didn’t have any fucking chocolate milk! I was so pissed off!–76th & West EndOverheard by: Harriet Vane Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link Email Quote this! Del.icio.us Posted 2007-12-26

It Looks Like Goodwill, Honey, but I Wanted to Give You the Benefit of the Doubt
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Thanks for the Mammaries, Wednesday One-Liners
Thug to girlfriend: Psh, no wonder! You got tits like an orangutan!–Francis Lewis HighStripper on cell: I just finished my fourth shift this week. I’m so tired of seeing titties!–Outside Scores Gentleman’s ClubOverheard by: TomHipster: It only works for creatures with tits.–ChelseaOverheard by: Nikki StelliniQueer: Boobs are so not annoying.–AstoriaBlonde on cell: So, how was your weekend? … Oh! How did it go? Do they feel like bowling balls? … You wore a snowsuit? Wow, I’ve never heard of anyone who gets breast implants and then hides them!–34th & 8thOverheard by: s.Chick on cell: I mean, what it boils down to is this: I have a really outstanding rack.–113th & BroadwayOverheard by: Ladle Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link Email Quote this! Del.icio.us Posted 2007-12-26

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