How can I freshen up my sofa without reupholstering it or resorting to slipcovers?

Home & Garden Calendar
Preservation History.

Tramp-Stamped Wednesday One-Liners
Tattoo flyer guy: Tattoos… They hurt like hell!–St. Mark’s PlThug: I spread her ass out and she had a ‘W’ tattooed on the inside of one cheek and a ‘W’ tattooed on the inside of the other!–JMZDude: Well, I’ve got a tattoo of Calvin peeing on my butthole.–Bedford & N 7thOverheard by: DylanMan on cell: Mother! You got a tattoo? You hoodlum!–Dean & DeLucaTA: Anyone who needs his last name tattooed on his side has to be a real fucktard.–Fayerweather Hall, Columbia UniversityOverheard by: Ladle Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link Email Quote this! Del.icio.us Posted 2007-11-28

Can Fabulous Save the Planet?
Making a green decorative statement on a grand scale is a challenge.

Wednesday One-Liners Get Lockjaw
Thug: I really gotta figure out a new way to ask for a blowjob.–SohoOverheard by: Emily McInerneyGuy to coworkers: So wait, a blowjob is exactly like sitting on a toilet?–40th & 6thLady: Oy! Don’t even get me started… Unless we’re talking about gay men blowing each other, in which case, I have no problem with that.–Columbia UniversityOverheard by: LadleDrunk girl to friend hooking up: Just suck his dick and let’s go…–Bar, BrooklynChick on cell: Ah, bottle fellatio. I remember doing that in high school for a bunch of guys.–Amtrak into Penn StationOverheard by: LadleTeen after HIV workshop: Yo, don’t have anal, bro. Get your penis licked!–Banana Kelly High School, BronxOverheard by: nooners Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link Email Quote this! Del.icio.us Posted 2007-11-28

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